Metamorphosis 8-Week Telegroup
Excited to start a Laughing Sage counseling program, but can't find the time or money? Don't worry! We've created Metamorphosis just for you. Contact us today to find out when our next session begins!
Have you read what past clients have to say about the breakthroughs they've experienced in our Metamorphosis program?
Then you're ready to
for our next Metamorphosis program!
- Learn our 5-step methodology (as covered in a 6-month counseling program) in just 8 weeks!
- Get expert counseling and a whole new outlook on your health with Alisa.
- Participate by phone from the comfort of your home or office.
- Get group support from your classmates and fellow clients.
- Make immediate improvements to your energy, mood, and hormonal health.
- Pay only $1295!
Metamorphosis is an 8-week program especially tailored to women in their 20s and 30s who struggle with:
PMS ∗ PCOS ∗ severe cramping ∗ irregular cycles ∗ fibroids ∗ endometriosis ∗ cystic breasts ∗ low libido ∗ intimacy issues ∗ hormone-related digestive problems
Laughing Sage counselors are experts in helping young women create natural hormone balance. In 8 weeks Metamorphosis covers the same material as our 6-month individual counseling program—at the amazing low cost of only $1295!
Contact us today to find out when our next session will begin!
For: Women nationally—all classes are by phone, no need to travel
Dates: 8 consecutive Monday evenings. New classes are offered only 3 times each year, so pre-register today to reserve your spot in our next session!
Time: 7:30–9:00pm (Eastern time) by phone
Cost: $1295—includes all curriculum materials, subscription to your online Metamorphosis community, and email support from Alisa
Are you are a good candidate for Metamorphosis? Answer these questions:
Would you like to…
- understand your metabolic type and how your hormones work?
- de-bunk menstrual myths and learn to work with your cycle?
- find the right diet to strengthen your metabolic and hormonal function?
- create a better with relationship with your female body, feminine energy, and sexuality?
- detox your mind and body to restore and balance your hormone levels - and your mood?
- learn to express yourself and set boundaries to create better self-care?
- decode your body signals and perfect the use of medicinal foods to keep your hormones balanced?
- build a support system and create a healthy future?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, contact us today to sign up!
Metamorphosis Curriculum
Metamorphosis, an 8-week telegroup, creates the foundation for radically improved menstrual and sexual health by introducing you to our 5-phase methodology for hormonal balance. Each week has a different focus:
Week One: Food Experimentation
Simple and safe guided experiments to determine your metabolic type and the primary organs involved in your hormonal imbalance.
Week Two: Menstrual Cycle 101
The biology of hormonal health, cultural messages about menstruation, tracking your cycle, cycle-based diet and self-care.
Week Three: Supporting Your Kidneys and Adrenals
How to eat in a way that supports the foundation of your hormonal system and activates your body’s natural healing mechanisms.
Week Four: Sex, Intimacy, and Female Energy
Investigations into how living with a hormonal imbalance can compromise our view of ourselves as feminine and into the healing benefits of a healthy sex life.
Week Five: Detoxifying the Body
A gentle 5-day cleanse to balance estrogen levels, reduce mood and blood sugar swings, and rid the body of toxins.
Week Six: Finding Your Voice
Investigations into oppression issues for women: self-expression, anger, setting boundaries, taking time for ourselves.
Week Seven: Keeping Your Hormonal Organs in Tune
Reading your emotional signals to determine which organs of hormonal functional are out of balance, and specific medicinal foods for rebalancing.
Week Eight: Creating a Healthy Future
A session of creative thinking and group support to help you envision and create and healthy and exciting future.
Metamorphosis meets once a week for 8 weeks, by phone. Contact us today to find out when our next session will begin! Each workshop lasts 90 minutes and includes lecture, group discussion, and coaching. All classes are taught by our director, Alisa Vitti, an engaging speaker, gifted counselor, and expert on women's health and healing. Plus, we connect you, by phone and online, to a powerful community of supportive women with similar health concerns.
To pre-register or ask a question, please fill out this brief form and click the "Send to LSW" button. You can also call us directly at 212-581-0001 or email info@laughingsagewellness.com.